Girls that are nude on the webz, you speak negative hate

OH HERROW!
It's been a minute, had a few set backs personally last week, but I'm comin' back up swingin' and what better way to do so then to have some gaping ham wallet spittin' fire at my entourage? One, being of extreme importance, my partner in crime a one "Ryan" and two, a girl, and great friend, one "Marelle" to which I once spent a whole drunken night dragging her fiancee around a party telling any dude that would listen "HIS FUTURE WIFE IS SMOKIN' HOT". & I don't lie. Let's not forget that I got into a wreck, that totaled the car I was in & Kendra and I STILL made it to their wedding. You understanding the rating of these two on the richter scale of importance in my life? It's devastatingly high. *cracks knuckles*
Now let me spit the holy gospel of nude broads...

when I say you speak negative hate, I mean, you open your mouth and all I can think of is..."you're naked on the interweb, and it cost me about a buck fifty to see that." I can't focus on the unimportant and non intelligent things that are coming out of your mouth (much like most things do from your mouth, come and go) why? BECAUSE YOU ARE VOLUNTARILY NEKKID ON THE INTERNET!! I don't have bad taste, in anything, includes woman, I love me some dudes, but NO HOMO I can tell you when a broad looks right, shit isn't you...and well, there is only one other person in the lifetime, or any, that is never wrong, and that's god. NOT GODSGIRLZZ.
Suicide Girl? I'd want to commit some mad damage to my life if I had 45 yr old dudes with "americuh, dale yea! bud heavy" banners tattooed on their half tanned bicep from the long nights on the road pedaling my produce to the next town, blowing loads over my sweet "XVEGANX" "XTUFFX" "HERROW KITTY" covered tits or whatever meaningless shit is sprawled on your body. I know, it's just your grand effort for your Arby's 5 for 5 to get some kind of scene cred quick...... Question. Exactly how long do we have to wait for that title to become true? The suicide half of it that is, we know the girl thing is long gone.
http://www.myspace.com/missikay2
now, my friends, view with me the hypocrisy that is this "thing".
Well, lets see, a fashion design student? Where? deja vu? Don't you tend to want to put clothes on to show off that talent?
"I love being naked" well thanks captain obvious, I gathered that. Although, knowing dudes in tighter pants than you can fit, are walking around with huge bulges for you kinda defeats the whole "not a slut" thing. BUT WAIT, it gets better...you dig chicks!!! And Samantha Ronson at that, and would you look at that, you like Tegan and Sara. WELL FUCKING PAINT ME STUPID IF THAT ISN'T THE MOST TYPICAL BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! I bet you leak to the thought of a 3-some involving you huffing lines off lezlos fun bags while mansam sits in the corner spinnin the track to your dreams. I love a lesbian just as much as the next person who tells black jokes that isn't racist, but fuck me running if you arent a poster child for trend.
"spends hours at goodwill" well, yea, YOU ATTEND THE FUCKING ART INSTITUTE...any retard with 20 g's to drop on a bad decision would spend hours at good will collecting designs to eclectically put together to pass off as their own.
Here is a secret, prepare yourself for your middle management position at the closest department store and start learning how to stock shelves, dumb ass. Does the fact that The Art Institutes are a CHAIN of colleges set off the idiot radar at all?
which brings me back to you BEING NAKED ON THE INTERNET, so apparently not.
I see you like to collect things from the 18th century...
Why don't you do us all a massive favor and try to go collect some small pox.
There is a reason you live in Seattle, doesn't it rain there a lot?
I might find you attractive as well if it were pouring rain and I couldn't see in front of me.
Don't wear the print if you can't be as big as the animal trick...
Wrapping yourself in white sheets does about as much good as the devil in a easter dress...doesn't bring the V back...
In closing, Before you go on talking about someone "not looking female" or people "being ugly"..
let me tell you this, broad...I don't know if someone beat you so hard with a peroxide bottle when that sw33t dye job was done on your dome that it knocked you into a one-way vacation to stupidville....
NEWSFLASH!!!!!

YOU ARE NAKED ON THE INTERNETZ!

good day.
-a much bigger bitch that you.


Also may I add that if you're gonna get naked on the internet for money you should at least not send out nudes for free. I mean not only are you a whore you are a terrible business person as well. Oh well. Be thankful. We'll be able to do what your gross saggy titties werent able to do and make you famous on the internet. all ur lyf3 r b3long 2 3r1n

-stay cold