excuse me ma'am i believe you dropped this

And by this I mean this name. And your panties. Have you gotten the gist of this post yet? It's about band whores all over the world. Just because you let a dude from a band put it in you it doesn't make you famous by association. It makes you a, what's the scientific term?Oh yes. Slut. The most fame you're gonna get out of sucking off multiple band members is a song written about you called swamp donkey. By the way not something you really want. I am however considering starting to play a bass again because apparently playing an instrument emits pheromones that make you think that having me splooge on your face is an honor. A bragging right even. What makes you think people care about who you know in a biblical sense from a band. What do you expect to ever come from that? Have you just melted your mind in the tanning bed? Do you not realize that there's a bajillion other girls just as eager to gobble up some band dick in every state? Id be willing to bet you money that after you hook up with a dude in a band and you see him again and say hi he will not recognize you or know your name. You're forever just gonna be the girl who let him pee on you in the tub. Hopefully you remembered to take off your sweet american apparel "retro" headband before the aforementioned golden shower though. I could continue you to make fun of you for days but you kind of manage to make fun of yourself for me by existing

-stay cold


Ah, alas, we've covered, sluts, and well...there is just an endless spectrum of types of sluts...so it's the never ending story, though, I wish I were talking about that fuckin' dope movie from the 80s..but I am not. The band slut, however..is an epic creature...and EPIC CREATURE OF FAILURE. Look trick, when a dude sticks his hang down in you, it does NOT mean you dated....please, own up to it. Date seems to be a frosting way of saying "we fucked." and well, here is the lose/lose of masking your whoreish ways...eventually you will have "dated" so many guys that you will turn into a whore regardless, because even dating a ton of dudes is disgusting....and not a proud bragging right when you're trying to rope another in to your fly trap. It just shows how much of a failure you are. Cut the bullshit, you're a knob slobber, proverbial waste basket, etc. Let me reinstate, FUCK DOES NOT MEAN DATE.

Another thing, when you defend your "non whore" title so hard, it probably means you are. No one has to tell people they are not, or reassure them. "I totally just know a lot of band dudes, like *name drop, name drop, name drop* but they're all friends, I'm just one of the guys." SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! Broad, one of the guys doesn't take it in every hole.

example one...
first clue you're a slut..
your "my photos" album on myspace is chalked full of shit like this...backyard self shot photoshoots. Shit like this makes me happy and sad I don't have a myspace...happy because fuck, look at you. Sad because well I like to stumble on shit like this and laugh, luckily, you're page is public and well, I am sure that is to attract sw33t dudez! GIRLS HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY THAT STANDING IN LINE AT AN AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL CASTING DOES NOT MAKE YOU A MODEL NOR DOES OWNING A CAMERA OR THRIFT SHOPPING!! Are you making 10g's off these shots? No. You are sweating in the sun, looking like a bad Marciano/Lady GaGa one night stand, and you're the retarded off-spring. This girl, mind you, has a claim to fame...she "dated" Craig Owens of Chiodos.. CONGRATS...you have now slept with 48 out of the 50 states..AT LEAST..
and your vagina is probably the ambassador to various foreign countries..and STD's.
probably you shouldn't text dudes "I cant wait to have you in me" because odds are that's either all they want, or not even close...because who would want to throw their penis into the cave of wonders?
Whew, I apparently have a lot to say pertaining to this topic..
Brings me to the girls that play the prude card, but the line up shows royal flush.
I mean, lets say I know of this girl "Christy" and well, that could be her name, could not, I will not confirm or deny. This "Christy" girl is what I like to refer to as a "tease" and we all know dudes hate that, she likes to have her cake and eat it too. Denies to hell and back of being a "band girl" but, sweetie, your track record proves otherwise, and when the only thing in the summer your stoked about is WARPED TOUR...well, you're probably a whore. Not to mention....you don't really get scabies being a good honest girl. "I'm not a band whore, but I only date dudes in bands." YOU KNOOOOWW....Other dudes DO exist, you know, the ones with heath insurance, 401k's, JOB's.
Now, I spit a lot of hate on band dudes, but let me state, some of my best friends play for nothing, tour for nothing and are some amazing dudes...but from those dudes I've also heard some amazing stories about girls like you...and let me tell you, I always have the last laugh. Girls, anyone can get tattoos, eventually they will be dropped by whatever 3rd rate label they are on, or make a 14yr old mistake or two.
A guitar, mic, etc. DOES NOT send out sonar to drop your panties. There are websites girls like you end up on...ANONIB.com? anyone? You are every dudes cruel joke. You are a penis parking garage and a free shower every couple months. Name dropping only means shit to the other girls that you hang out with that probably fucked said dude before you did, or someone in direct relation to him, like another member. Thumbs up for nothing but a smelly, taco bell fueled dude that lives on a bench in a van. Thumbs up for being the girl with a state and or city attached at the end of her name...because you know what, THAT IS THE ONLY TIME THEY WILL CALL AND OR TALK TO YOU...when they are in town and need to dump a couple loads on you.

Thumbs up to not having any real ambition, No one will ever care about whos phone number you have, who's myspace you've found, who messaged you, whos guestlist you're on. I will and do run laps around you..end of story.

oh, and wrap it up. (dudes)

-get frosty


Interesting side note from your boy ryan. Take some time and think here band whore. Lets say that you finally bag yourself a band guy. A few points here. First point is I can pretty much guarantee that up until the time you guys became official he was still hollering at other girls. Second point you give it to your dude on the regular and he then has to go on tour for 3 months you've already flipped the on switch and guess what. there isn't an off one. He's gonna find a girl to be the cup of coffee to his coffee stirrer. The third and final point kinda comes with a story. Lets just say I've heard stories from a reliable source of a dude in a band that may or may not rhyme with hair-or-more. Boy is dating girl a. Boy goes on tour and meets up with girl b he's been secretly talking to. Girl b convinces boy to cheat on girl a with her. Boy winds up dating girl b. If boy has already cheated on a girl for you what makes you think he wont cheat on you for another girl dumbass. I can guarantee you your roast beef sammich is not a high enough usda grade to keep him from ordering different items off the menu