ATTN: JUST IN!!!

Some nice info poured in shortly after that last post, so in response to that, please read this.

YOU VS ERIN MATHEMATICS:

Benefit of Erin= Not having to swallow a lot of children to make friends outside my area code.

Negatives of you= Probably moving to another city because shit like this happens to you.

Also, many good things will come from me, (this being one of them, bc LAWLZ)
but it seems the only thing that comes out of you is on the back of a tour bus. Rather a van, because I don't think anyone on a bus is desperate enough to tag that with a bag in the dark. I think if I were a dude, I would have to mace my own dick before I stuck you, anywhere....just to remind myself of the failure of a decision that was about to be made.

Man, What a lot of M.A.C. Cosmetics can do for a person..
there's a reason they sponsored "RuPauls Drag Race"
because even a man can look like a woman with about a dump truck full of concealer.
I can haz photoshopz?


credible source (10:19:15 PM): I KNOW THAT GIRL
credible source (10:19:24 PM): SHES FROM PITTSBURGH
erin(10:20:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
credible source (10:20:38 PM): OH MAN
credible source (10:20:44 PM): OHHHHH MAN
credible source (10:20:50 PM): HAVE I GOT A GREAT STORY ABOUT IT FOR YOU
erin(10:20:59 PM): OMG I LOVE YOU
credible source (10:21:10 PM): okay this kid wes that we know...
credible source (10:21:19 PM): she hounded him for a long time to go out with her
credible source (10:21:28 PM): and finally one day he was like..whatever, screw it
credible source (10:21:34 PM): so he met her blocks away from his house
credible source (10:21:44 PM): and she picked him up and they drove to caribou coffee
credible source (10:21:credible source53 PM): and he said she was completely hideous
credible source (10:22:11 PM): like...tons of piercings, and not like her myspace
credible source (10:22:21 PM): and she wore these terrible clacky boots
credible source (10:22:30 PM): anyway, he was completely embarrassed to be there
credible source (10:22:40 PM): so they walk in, he gets his coffee and goes to the bathroom
credible source (10:23:00 PM): once inside he makes the decision that if she's looking when he walks out he'll stay, but if not, he's gonna run out the side door
credible source (10:23:20 PM): she isn't looking, and he runs 12 blocks home!!!
credible source (10:23:36 PM): and she was SO pissed, ohhh she called him and left him threatening messages and emails.


Also,
I call em well, hello kitty tat and skull & rose chest piece.
fucks with me.

May I ryan just add the following for the publics consideration